It’s true, they do. They really do.

Totally have the right idea; sleep through winter. If you live in the northern hemisphere and the weather’s heating up, can I come and live with you for a while?

stamos:

GPOY

(Source: ptrparker)

This will be my mantra from now on!

The most noble of careers or a mug’s game? It may have taken me 5 years but I think I’ve finally found the answer. Time for a career change.

So there is this stand at the gym, as you’re walking out the door, and it has magazines on it. On the reverse of the stand it says ‘Free’, but on the front where you actually see it doesn’t say anything. So I picked up a magazine on my way out today, a little bit sheepishly coz I was convinced that someone was going to say “HEY! You have to pay for that!”, and walked out the door. When I got home and I read the cover, it had $7.99 written next to the barcode. Uh-oh. Did I just steal something? What is this, high school? If I did steal it, I will maintain that it is the gym’s fault for putting it on an ambiguous stand…

Pretty sure Dobby would try to kill me in my sleep if I dressed him like this! So cute though.

I’d say that there were 2 Russian spies in my gym glass today. Bond villan style, Russian spies…one kept giving up half way through sets so I’m pretty sure I could take her, unless she knows karate, then I’m screwed!

Fairly sick of people getting everything handed to them on a freaking silver platter, while those of us who work hard (yes, I am putting myself in that group) end up with nothing. If this past week has taught me anything it’s that life is 99% about who you know and 1% about how good you are/how much you deserve something. Fuck working hard, just start socialising. End of vent.

93 days until I see these guys! So freakin excited. There are also 93 days until the Olympics begin…also very exciting.